i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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