your room smells of hookers.
And success
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
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so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
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I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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