The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
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To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
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I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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