Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
How's work?
Spinning.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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