If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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