His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
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No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
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Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
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