he shaved USA in his pubs
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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