either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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