I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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