He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
