i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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