At least make sure they are 18
Why
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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