How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
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Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
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Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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