if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
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My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
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im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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