I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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