Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I just want nice things and good sex
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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