but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
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I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
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He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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