if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
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I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
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in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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