I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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