I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
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WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
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Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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