My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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