Do you still have your period?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
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There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
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Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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