i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
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Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
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Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
did you just send me my own nude
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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