oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
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Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
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She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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