I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Randomize
