Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
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So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
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Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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