My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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