Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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