I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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