I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
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Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
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My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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