West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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