ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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