you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
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That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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