I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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