She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Randomize
