so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
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Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
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yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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