I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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