FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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