also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
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Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
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Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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