Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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