Sry I called you an 8
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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