That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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