Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Randomize
