So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
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dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
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You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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