Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
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I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
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We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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