suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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