I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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