listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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