Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
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kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
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who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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