new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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