1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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