school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
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