just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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