You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
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There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
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I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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