Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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